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That's the spirit! make it look as awful as possible, even if you have to use nonstandard html to do it. Well done. (But compared to the html this blogger form can create, it's really not that bad. Things like using a <span> tag for italics)

Today #1

Today is Prickle-Prickle, the 6th day of Discord, int the YOLD 3171. Isn't that nice to know? Today, seen in a larger scale of things: You can't even see it.

Question #1

What is a foomatic and why is it printing software? (And why do I number all my posts ??)

Ramblings

I might believe that { I think therefore I am } ; But could I ever believe that { I am no therefore I do not think } ? --------------- is(X) :- thinks(X). am :- is(i). ithink :- thinks(i). ithink. |?- am. yes -------------- doesnotthink(X) :- isnot(X). isnot(X) :- is(X), !, fail. isnot(_). idontthink :- doesnotthink(i). |?- idontthink. no |?- doesnotthink(myself). yes --------- Oh well.

Interesting #4

From a document on Microsoft.com: "If the evidence at our www.microsoft.com/getthefacts Web site doesn't sufficiently convey the benefits and value of the Microsoft platform, we want to hear from you so we can work even harder to get that information to you." No doubt you will

Interesting #3

#define PERSON(YOU_ARE) # YOU_ARE #define WELCOME PERSON(WELCOME TO GH67Q) #define GOODBYE PERSON(GOODBYE) // Or not yet. There is still more: // Despite what many people think, // Foobar is in fact a deep orange #define ORANGE foobar #define PEEL () // and that orange has a peal #define AND_IT ; #define BECOMES ; #define STEP ; #define SEE WHAT YOU SAW // Then forget it #undef SEE // Then remember it #define SEE cout // then define it #define IT 0; // This is important #define THE int that_has_no_purpose #define OUR int // should have no purpose #define AND ;return #define what_is_included #include what_is_included // of course #define PROGRAM namespace MORE #define PROGRAMME namespace std #define BEGINS_HERE { #define ENDS_HERE } #define define #define BANANA main PROGRAM BEGINS_HERE // But where is here ? #define HERE << endl using // nothing the PROGRAMME // is a STEP // away from everything // I don't know what a cout is but // it doesn't sound like a compliment #define YOU cout #define ARE YOU #define A PERSON ? #define PROBABLY NOT! // just try and define yourself! #define YOURSELF << // YOU #undef ARE // WHO YOU THINK YOU #define ARE << /* OF COURSE */ // This is the program of fruit, // as it's name, gh67q, clearly implies // There is little substance to this fruit void ORANGE PEEL BEGINS_HERE STEP YOU ARE WELCOME HERE // You cease to exist #undef YOU #define YOU YOURSELF STEP SEE YOU GOODBYE AND_IT ENDS_HERE OUR BANANA PEEL BEGINS_HERE AND_IT BECOMES ORANGE PEEL AND IT ENDS_HERE #undef PROGRAM #define PROGRAM ; THE PROGRAM ENDS_HERE // OR DOES IT ?? // THERE IS YET MORE BANANA PEEL! OUR BANANA PEEL BEGINS_HERE AND_IT BECOMES MORE::BANANA PEEL AND IT ENDS_HERE